Six-buck bonanaza

Inventory:
One(1) suit jacket and undershirt
One(1) pair of bumble bee boxers
Two(2) socks; possibly matching
Two(2) bottles of three(3)-dollar($) wine
Five Hundred (500) clay poker chips
One(1)Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
...and of course
One(1) acoustic guitar

Method:
1)Drink all day at the day-long "Drink till you drop" debauchery starting @ noon w/ the Stephs.
2)Drink some more, play some poker at the Bond, Party, James Bond Party chez Andrew Dilts.

Special thanks to Jeff Anstett for hosting a boss Beer BQ, André Skillingus for driving me around, and MargOR for the tea.

T minus one hour until liftoff!!