Cleaning Log: Day 7
Sweet completion! Final South Park count: 38
Hrmph! Turns out, I have a really nice house.
I am now immune to the following:
- E-Coli
- Salmonella
- Flesh eating bacteria
- Polio
- The smell of my own farts
- Breast cancer
- Hepatitus B
- Earthly mould
- Peanuts
- The common cold
- Pop-ups
- The black death
- Pregnancy
- Jock itch
- Athlete's foot
- Gonhorrea
- Diahorrea
- Human warmth
I learned a lot too. I learned that a chez lounge in the kitchen is a bad place to put garbage. I learned that one should never move the couch. Ever.
Bring on the classes!
4 Comments:
You mispelt peanuts and diereaha.
Didn't I?
Darren, I need my book bag back ASAP. Call me as soon as you're back from Aurora
Congrats on your finishing of the cleansing!
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